There was another bumper sticker on the car that was rainbow
colored and said “Gay Pride,” indicating that there are lesbian mothers in this
family. Now I don’t care whether or not there’s two moms in that family because
they are gay or polygamist or whatever, that’s their own deal. I’m not here to
debate whether that is right or wrong.
What I have a problem with is the math. Mom squared is not
equal to two moms. When you square a number you do not simply add the number
with itself. That would be 2Mom or Mom x 2 or 2(Mom) however you want to write
it. When you square a number you multiply that number by itself. I have
attached drawings/math proofs for you to better understand this:
“Mom” can be defined as a female parent, just like “dad” can
be defined as a male parent. Therefore when you multiply a female parent by
itself it becomes a freak with four arms, legs, eyeballs, ears. Kind of like a Siamese
twin. So if these moms were trying to say that they’re Siamese twin moms then
they said the right thing with this bumper sticker. More drawings are attached for further proof:
Please, lesbian moms that live in the Meadow Ghetto, change your bumper stickers to be mathematically correct.
